Ashley Cole is stupid: the evidence mounts

Posted on October 5th, 2007 in Gossip, Idiots, La liga, Money, Premiership, WAGS by stopsatgreen

Cheryl from Girls Aloud says Ashley Cole left Arsenal because:

It got to the stage at Arsenal where he couldn’t even have a conversation in the dressing room because nobody spoke English.

She also says she made him turn down a move to Real Madrid:

Ashley was offered a hell of a lot of money to go… the deal was there on the table. I stopped him living his dream playing out there.

Which does beg the question: What language did he think they would speak in the dressing room in Spain?

Roy Keane says footballers are pussies

Posted on August 15th, 2007 in Managers, WAGS by Left back

Hitting out at the WAG culture in football these days Roy Keane has blasted footballers for being dictated to by their wives. He says:

These so-called big stars are people we are supposed to be looking up to. Well they are weak and soft. If they don’t want to come because their wife wants to go shopping in London it’s a sad state of affairs.

A couple of years ago I nearly went to Juventus. People spoke to me about Turin and told me Milan would be a nicer place to go.I told them I wasn’t going for the shops, I am going because it is Juventus.

Of course he’s right in a way. How much of Beckham’s move to the US was down to what Victoria wanted? Surely he couldn’t have been so willing to give up top flight football? Ashley Cole’s dispute with Arsenal wasn’t helped by his missus sticking her nose into things. The list goes on.

But it’s not new. In the mid-90s Arsenal signed Swedish midfielder Stefan Schwarz but he left after just one year because his wife couldn’t settle in England. He moved to Fiorentina and ironically ended up at Sunderland some years later.

It’s rumoured that after seeing Sunderland his wife whispered ‘Should have stayed in London’ and went into a coma for the duration of his time there.