The worst thing I have ever seen
Not only is the song hilariously awful but they manage to make Drogba and Essien sound completely retarded at the start.
Skin - Wills and the Willing Didier Drogba Michael Essien
Stephen Ireland’s dad is Burt Reynolds?
Last week Whoateallthepies highlighted Stephen Ireland’s hair - have a look. Now it’s being claimed that his absence from the Irish squad is not down to any of his grannies not dying, nor his girlfriend’s miscarriage, but a rather vigorous slagging from his Irish teammates.
Newspaper reports in Dublin at the weekend claimed that the reason that Ireland put his international career on hold was that he had been mocked by his Ireland colleagues over an alleged hair transplant or his wearing of a hairpiece.
This taunting, it was said, degenerated into two teammates pinning him to the floor and attempting to remove the evidence. It is understood that Ireland’s distress at the reports could shatter his recovery. If this goes on, there’s now a great fear that Stephen will retire from Ireland for good, a source said. Another source told The Times that it was more basic ribbing but he took it really badly. The FAI denied that any bullying took place.
He really needs to get over it. There have been many great bald footballers. Just look at the likes of Pascal Cygan, Fabien Barthez and …erm… ok, we’re struggling here a bit.
Maybe he can wear a hat or something.
The web is a wonderful place
I do hope the people who arrived here after searching for nude pictures of Portsmouth’s David Nugent weren’t too disappointed.
What the fuck?