Tony Cascarino Is From Another Dimension

Posted on December 28th, 2007 in Football, Idiots, Newspapers by The Mac

In “The Game”, the Times’ laudable football supplement on 24/12/07, Tony Cascarino stated in his Fiver section:

Dimitar Berbatov has more ability than Dennis Bergkamp, the former Arsenal striker, but the Tottenham Hotspur forward lacks that bit of nastiness that gave Bergkamp his edge. So how badly do you want it Dimitar? How big is your heart?

What planet are you on, Tony? Utter, utter bollocks. The only way Berbatov has more ability than Bergkamp is if there is some undiscovered talent such as juggling or ventriliquism. Not on a football pitch.

I will boo the failures, thugs and cowards

Posted on December 21st, 2007 in Animals, Fans, Idiots, Money, Newspapers, Premiership, Sad, Violence, Youngsters by stopsatgreen

I find it a little bit sickening - not to mention hypocritical - that managers and players are calling for an end to abuse from fans in the same week that Man Utd players have been accused of having gang-sex with a 19-year-old girl at their Christmas party.

Respect has got to be earned, and I’ve got no respect for some of these overpaid thugs and cowards.

The irony is that the United players wouldn’t even have had their Christmas party this week if the players at the party - including Jonny Evans, who has been indicated in an alleged rape - hadn’t been knocked out of the Carling Cup by Championship strugglers Coventry.

The Daily Mail can tell the future

Posted on August 12th, 2007 in Newspapers, funny by Left back

Check out the time and headline of their story on the Arsenal Newsnow feed - click here for the pic.

Arsenal kicked off at 12pm today. Spoooooky.