Apr

7

What a goal

Filed Under Great goals, funny, youtube | 1 Comment


Mar

2

Ferguson is having a laugh

Filed Under Idiots, funny | 6 Comments

Quote from the United manager yesterday:
One minute we were top and then Arsenal score their 95th-minute goal from their normal seven minutes of injury time.
Honestly, he must be taking the piss, right? Manchester United, kings of the lengthy injury time, inspired by their manager chewing his gum and angrily tapping his watch at any official [...]

Mar

2

What Would Spurs Do If They Won The League?

Filed Under Football, True stories, funny | 11 Comments

After the revelation that Juande Ramos vetoed the open-top bus parade, this piece makes me wonder - what sort of tattoos were they? I expect Darren Bent’s read “We won the Carling Cup and all I got was this tattoo. I was at Spurs that season, in case you didn’t notice.”
What WOULD happen if [...]

Feb

27

Boro v Sheffield United an absolute stormer

Filed Under FA Cup, funny | 4 Comments

Five minutes into the second half and this is the minute by minute text commentary on the BBC. Looks like quite a game. Click for big…

Feb

21

Threats?

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The story that is coming out of Stamford Bridge that a package containing white powder was sent to Avram Grant is a cause for concern.
Frank Lampard is particularly concerned, as he though it was icing sugar.
(n.b. No, I don’t think anti-Semitism is funny, btw)

Feb

21

Cristiano Ronaldo shot by laser - shocking picture evidence

Filed Under Champions League, funny | 2 Comments


Feb

18

Nani’s juggling not quite Kerlon

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Nani’s ball juggling in the FA Cup game on Saturday was irritating for Arsenal fans, but then young players do things like that from time to time. They learn. And if they don’t they’ll soon get taught by the opposition.
Witness Kerlon, famed for his so-called ’seal’ dribble where he runs with the ball bouncing on [...]

Feb

13

Just what is Don Givens suggesting about Giovanni Trapattoni?

Filed Under International, Managers, funny | 3 Comments

Have a listen to the first 5 or 6 seconds of this. The word, Don, is ‘interest’.
 Don Givens talks about Trapattoni

Feb

3

Trappatoni for Ireland

Filed Under International, Managers, funny | 3 Comments

Could Giovanni Trappatoni be Ireland’s new manager? Frankly, I couldn’t care less, but if he can provide the same kind of entertainment in his English speaking press conferences as he did in his German ones when manager of Bayern Munich I’ll be quite happy.

Jan

26

Question

Filed Under La liga, Premiership, Transfers, funny | 3 Comments

You are Carlos Puyol. You are a Catalan boy now captain of that great symbol of Catalunya, FC Barcelona.
You have won league titles, the Champions League, you play with such great players as Thuram, Zambrotta, Ronaldinho, Henry, Eto’o, Deco, Xavi and Messi, plus incredible youngsters like Dos Santos and Bojan. Your team, the one that [...]

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