John Terry is a hilarious stand-up king
Speaking after scoring a goal in last night’s game against the mighty USA, John Terry said:
I’ve shown that I’m a big man. I take full responsibility for what happened in Moscow but I’m a man for the big games and I’ve shown that.
Firstly, anyone who says ‘I am a big man’ is opening himself up for the kind of ridicule and scorn normally reserved for men who thump their chests and say ‘Come on then! Come on then!’ in a pub fight and then get knocked out with one punch.
And let’s be clear, scoring in a meaningless friendly against relatively poor opposition like the USA does not make you a ‘big man’, nor is it a big game. Had he saved this kind of empty rhetoric for next season when he scored the winner against United or Arsenal or Liverpool in a crucial league game then you might say he has a point, but to do it after last night’s goal was just plain daft.
This was the best bit though:
That goal was for the fans and in particular the Chelsea fans who have been great to me and really helped me through it. That was for them.
Wow, I’m sure they’re grateful for an England goal.
‘Forget the Champions League, at least JT scored against England and he dedicated it to us! I feel so much better now!!’
Give this man his own TV show.
