Dec

3

Don’t we have the Internet for this type of thing nowadays?

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I have this sneaking suspicion, going back years now, that Gary Lineker, contrary to his positive media image, is, in actual fact, a bit of a git.
Nobody in the rest of the entire Western World appears to agree with me though, oh he’s lovely they insist, and witty, and charming and good looking and probably [...]

Jul

26

Get this man on Sky Sports

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Ray Hudson commentates as Real Madrid win La Liga.
(Sorry, I can’t seem to embed the video here)

Jun

4

“Oooooooh, ya beauty!”

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“You’ve got great fucking tits. But not as great as mine. I want to fuck you.”
How to chat up ladies by Andy Gray.

Apr

18

Trevor Francis

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I’ve had just about enough.
Just blow your fucking nose, will you?

Jan

29

Best commentary ever?

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Jan

28

Alan McAnally is either blind or a moron

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Just watching Barcelona v Celta Vigo on Sky and Gio van Bronckhorst dived from outside the area, tumbled into the box and the ref gave a penalty to Barcelona.
As they showed the replay again and again, each time showing there had been no contact whatsoever, McAnally was saying “Oh, that’s a bad decision” but when [...]