Don’t we have the Internet for this type of thing nowadays?

Posted on December 3rd, 2007 in Commentators, Media by Chris

I have this sneaking suspicion, going back years now, that Gary Lineker, contrary to his positive media image, is, in actual fact, a bit of a git.

Nobody in the rest of the entire Western World appears to agree with me though, oh he’s lovely they insist, and witty, and charming and good looking and probably the greatest thing to happen to civilization since the Human Genome Project, this one is very much my own personal battle, I have pitched up to an Al Gore lecture in my off road SUV, stinking of Lynx Africa, with notes headed ‘What’s the big deal? We’re going to be dead anyway’, and if you all want to shout me down and explain to me how wrong I am then fine, but this needs saying, and I’ll be damned if any other fucker is going to say it before me.

Get this man on Sky Sports

Posted on July 26th, 2007 in Commentators, La liga, funny by stopsatgreen

Ray Hudson commentates as Real Madrid win La Liga.

(Sorry, I can’t seem to embed the video here)

“Oooooooh, ya beauty!”

Posted on June 4th, 2007 in Commentators, Idiots by Left back
“You’ve got great fucking tits. But not as great as mine. I want to fuck you.”

How to chat up ladies by Andy Gray.

Trevor Francis

Posted on April 18th, 2007 in Commentators by Left back

I’ve had just about enough.

Just blow your fucking nose, will you?

Best commentary ever?

Posted on January 29th, 2007 in Commentators, Great goals by Left back

Alan McAnally is either blind or a moron

Posted on January 28th, 2007 in Commentators, La liga by Left back

Just watching Barcelona v Celta Vigo on Sky and Gio van Bronckhorst dived from outside the area, tumbled into the box and the ref gave a penalty to Barcelona.

As they showed the replay again and again, each time showing there had been no contact whatsoever, McAnally was saying “Oh, that’s a bad decision” but when you expect him to slaughter van Bronkhorst for diving he says the bad decision was because the contact was outside the box.

THERE WAS NO CONTACT AT ALL. It was a dive. How could he possibly watch three or four replays from different angles which all showed it was a dive and not see it?

Why is it that commentators see things in games none of us see yet they’re the supposed experts?