Jul

26

Get this man on Sky Sports

Filed Under Commentators, La liga, funny | 5 Comments

Ray Hudson commentates as Real Madrid win La Liga.
(Sorry, I can’t seem to embed the video here)

Jul

19

When It Rains, It Pours

Filed Under Football, Injuries | 2 Comments

West Ham’s Julien Faubert is ruled out for six months.
Budge up, Matty Upson, Lucas Neill, etc. etc. This bloke signs on 1st July and is knacked on the 17th.
Divine retribution? Justice? Tough shit? Whatever it is, I’ll wager Neil Warnock and Paul Jewell aren’t too bothered.

Jul

18

It would appear…

Filed Under Transfers | 3 Comments

…that West Ham are about to be fucked.
This whole scenario gets more and more sordid by the minute.

Jul

16

Football clubs raided

Filed Under funny | 4 Comments

All around you the blogs are going mental. Football clubs raided! Awesome. But nobody’s saying who it is. We know. And we’re not afraid to tell.
Arsenal FC - Anti-corruption agents found Arsene Wenger sitting at a big oak table counting dozens of gold coins, saying ‘Money. Beautiful money. I’ll never spend you’ while the rest [...]

Jul

13

Player grabs ref’s red card, gets it straight in his face

Filed Under Refs, U20 World Cup, funny | 4 Comments

No more to say really. Check this out. Classic. From the U20 World Cup.

Jul

12

Nugent’s Signing Prompts Free For All For Weekend Warriors*

Filed Under Football, Money, Transfers | 1 Comment

The signing of David “Ted” Nugent from Preston for the reported sum of £6m will buoy Pompey fans no doubt; the addition of an English international striker (and goalscorer, sort of) to bolster an occasionally misfiring front line. It will probably signal the end for Kanu, with Todorov leaving already and Utaka joining. What [...]

Jul

10

Man City’s new owner shows his true colours…

Filed Under Chairmen, funny | 4 Comments

…in a photo taken in 2001. Ouch.

Jul

9

Schuster appointed Madrid coach

Filed Under La liga, Managers | Leave a Comment

Ramon Calderon - July 2007:
His teams play good, entertaining football. He knows the club and will handle a dressing room full of stars.
Ramon Calderon - July 2008:
Despite winning La Liga, the Copa del Rey, the Spanish supercup, the Champions League (with an 8-0 win over Barcelona in the final), the World Club Championships and the [...]

Jul

5

Editorial standards at the BBC

Filed Under Media, funny | Leave a Comment

If there’s one thing you can rely on it’s the BBC paying strict attention to spelling, grammar, syntax and making Peter Kenyon sound like Ali G.

Jul

5

More evidence…

Filed Under Premiership, Transfers | 2 Comments

…if it were ever needed, that Chelsea have more money than sense.
I can’t be the only one who thinks he’s one of the most overrated players of all time, can I?

keep looking »